The Ten Tenets of Dr. VonFiend
Dr. VonFiend tenet 1
Dr. VonFiend tenet 2
Dr. VonFiend tenet 3
Dr. VonFiend tenet 4

(Self-deprecating comes close, but it’s not quite the same.)

Dr. VonFiend tenet 5
Dr. VonFiend tenet 6
Dr. VonFiend tenet 7
Dr. VonFiend tenet 8
Dr. VonFiend tenet 9
Dr. VonFiend tenet 10

The number and “spirit” of Dr. VonFiend tenets may change at any time.

This is neither a tenet nor a disclaimer: If any of the 10 Tenets of Dr. VonFiend have enriched your life or led you down the path to ruin, it was purely incidental.